Calabortion

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.

Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.

by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011

Cali-foreign

The catch-all nationality for people having physical and cultural characteristics that are clearly not native to the United States of America but they only talk “valleyspeak".

Whitey A to Whitey B:
"So I got rejected for a rent controlled apartment AGAIN this year."

Whitey B to Whitey A:
"Dude you're too plain... not cali-foreign enough"

by joeMAMA-_- December 30, 2011

cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 12, 2015

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

cali up

word replacement for Fuck off, annoyed, shut-up and thats enough.

Man: I am tired of working with that lazy kid
Dude: we fired him once already, Cali UP

by BBSwagII November 14, 2016

Cali flipping

Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time

"Dude I got so messed up last night"

"How?"
"I was cali flipping"

by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017

caleb engledowl

A very perverted boy

Caleb engledowl is very cool

by zsaewq February 22, 2017