Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.
two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...
by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012
by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022
When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.
"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"
by kla14 April 18, 2010
Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.
He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.
by theNimja April 14, 2013
by GayMan6969 March 29, 2021
by koreond3432 April 24, 2023
The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024