cod timing

an excuse for someone who is ass at cod

Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."

by yeatluvr2 May 31, 2023

country cod

A massive hillbilly shlong dong.

Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.

by Squeakyboi25 April 9, 2018

Cod mobile

Someone who’s x box is ether broken or outdated. Or they get it to play outside the house to look cool

1: ima play cOd mobile

2: AWSOME

by Im_chaos December 2, 2021

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

Cod Block

When some one stops you from playing call of duty

Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"

by Quadblock September 7, 2011

COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

by Captain hard January 12, 2023

on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb

Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!

by Dittoe November 6, 2023