the poof of poisonous gases that fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next isle as others look at them in disgust
that guy took so long in the grocery store selecting his brand of loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself
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Al: Great Scott! Victor, is that a dirty cloud I spy?
Victor: Indeed it is, we should seek shelter immediately.
Victor: Indeed it is, we should seek shelter immediately.
by Mr. Ninja Man August 9, 2009
Get the Dirty Cloud mug.To be sensitive to the prompting of the Holy Spirit so that you may know God’s Will for you, instead of thinking that you need to be in a large gathering of fellow believers to feel God’s Presence and hear from Him.
God’s Presence or Power isn’t activated only when there’re more believers around, because He’s in their midst even when two or three of them come together—we need to follow the cloud, not the crowd.
by MathPlus January 25, 2018
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by dirtdefiner November 27, 2006
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by The Big White Cloud March 23, 2011
Get the Big White Cloud mug.The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position.
The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.
One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).
You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.
It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."
The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm.
One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie).
You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process.
It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch."
B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"
Dre-A: "Ok"
B-On: "Bend over"
Dre-A: "Ok"
***doggystyle slapping sounds***
***epileptic seizure plunging***
****FWAP****
B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face"
Dre-A: *garbled sounds*
B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?"
by B-On July 7, 2009
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