Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.

Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!

by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015

Bonerflauge

The act of hiding ones boner.

one time in school the teacher called me to the front of the class and I was rocking a big time boner so I had to bonerflauge my cock

by Mackeymckinney July 30, 2015

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

Boner pain

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.

Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.

by Putang puncher May 24, 2016

boner puppet

A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.

Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.

by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017