Mouth butter

The viscous, disgusting gunk that collects on one's lip after;
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.

Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.

"Ugh, I've got mouth butter. This shit is gross."

by SuperRank March 8, 2010

skimming the butter

The act of luring the ugly fat friend away from a group of hot girls.

"Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".

by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017

Butter Consumer

Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.

Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.

Person B: Fucking butter consumer.

by Butter Consumer May 7, 2021

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.

by Saf-One March 7, 2017

Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016