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Broken Lava Lamp

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 3, 2019
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shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.
Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!
by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019
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Broken faucet

Someone who leaks a lot when horny
He is such a broken faucet when I humiliate him.
by JYKowalski August 21, 2025
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Broken Humor

A Person with a Weird Humor that likes Non-sense memes.
What is Broken Humor? Broken Humor is "Your Humor" but if your "Humor" cannot process right, Then it is completely broke because you cannot think like a Word OR a Number. Broken Humor People likes Non-sense memes (Doesn't have Sense) and they like being Weird alot because like I said before they can't think either way.
by YUNICHAN2009 October 9, 2023
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broken neck syndrome

A condition where person who passes you in the street or wherever intentionally turns their head so they don't have to look at you resulting in their neck being stuck in a random direction, all to avoid those below them
The lady who walked passed us must have broken neck syndrome just to avoid making eye contact with minority
by Bigsigpig12 October 25, 2019
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broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her
by yunghunghose February 25, 2019
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boulevard of broken dreams

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
joe : have you heard boulevard of broken dreams
me ; yea
by P H O N K G O D January 11, 2024
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