Jesse Baxter

A real big man with a fat hog.

That mans like a Jesse Baxter with his fat hog

by Colton’s mom February 9, 2021

The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

double baxtered

When a state champ and his future state champ crush you at the same time ( any sport , same result)

Eric And son double Baxtered MH in the leg and face

by Russthebus August 29, 2021

one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.

Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.

by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021

Brown boxer

A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts

Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again

by Marky larky November 13, 2021

Jessica baxter

Usually plays volleyball and has a rugby boyfriend who’s ego is big but a lovely person. Usually has an amazing best friend and these two will conquer the world together! Jessica truly is smart even though she doesn’t know it and her athletic bod is truly sexy

Wow have you seen Jessica Baxter, shes fineeee

by Yhhhhhhhhhhhbaby November 23, 2021

Tori Baxter

The towns common whore from taft now located in oildale

That chick is nothing but a Tori Baxter

by Fatal-Attraction February 13, 2022