side boob

n. What is seen when a topless woman (or very fat man) turn far enough to the side to see the breast, but not the nipple. Many movies, in order to keep a PG-13 rating, show only side boob. Braless women who wear sleeveless t-shirts are notorious for side boob.

"My roommate's girlfriend was wearing his muscle shirt without a bra. It was side boob city."

by FuryOfDerwin September 22, 2005

christmas boobs

a man is entitled to viewing at least one PAIR of brests on christmas, because we all know the rest of the gifts pretty much suck.

i was disappointed because i got no christmas boobs this year

by buckett_t._great December 30, 2008

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

quadra boob

It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.

Honey, your bra is way too tight, but nice set of quadra boobs!

by Mydaho May 20, 2007

boob explosion

when a womans breasts are so large and constrained they're almost busting out of her clothes

"omg, look at her chest"

"ikr? boob explosion!"

by blueymcphluey November 6, 2009

Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.

Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?

by Shunsui May 20, 2011

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013