The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
Guy: And that's a problem because...?
by Shunsui April 28, 2011
by blueymcphluey November 06, 2009
A suitable replacement for titty fuck.
Do you see that sweet potato with the large boobs? I had inter course with her last night. The best part was the boob bang. She used peanut oil!
by Yamileth Flippyfloppy April 18, 2017
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!
Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!
by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013
by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 07, 2019
by basil_thyme November 11, 2018
Also referred to as havy bob by dumbass teenagers such as myself
Definitions ~
1. A very large boob which suffocates the beholder of it. This only applies to those with a bra cup size of C or larger. Usually only occurs when the beholder of heavy boob is laying down. This may affect the chest and throat areas.
2. Extremely heavy rack.
3. Heavy boob is a sacred and holy item which must be protected at all costs. Heavy boob must be protected for the sake of horny old men and their disturbing intentions.
4. A heavy-ass round circle attached to mostly female’s upper chest (but occasionally males as well) making you heavy as fuck. This may lead to pains in your back.
P.S.
Nevan loves heavy boob, especially because he himself has one.
Definitions ~
1. A very large boob which suffocates the beholder of it. This only applies to those with a bra cup size of C or larger. Usually only occurs when the beholder of heavy boob is laying down. This may affect the chest and throat areas.
2. Extremely heavy rack.
3. Heavy boob is a sacred and holy item which must be protected at all costs. Heavy boob must be protected for the sake of horny old men and their disturbing intentions.
4. A heavy-ass round circle attached to mostly female’s upper chest (but occasionally males as well) making you heavy as fuck. This may lead to pains in your back.
P.S.
Nevan loves heavy boob, especially because he himself has one.
1. My chest feels kinda heavy and it’s hard to breath..
2. Daaammn! She has a heavy boob.
3. (Old man) mmm.. that’s one heavy boob. 😏
4. Holy shit I fucking HATE my heavy boob! *OW!! MY BACK!
2. Daaammn! She has a heavy boob.
3. (Old man) mmm.. that’s one heavy boob. 😏
4. Holy shit I fucking HATE my heavy boob! *OW!! MY BACK!
by Heavy bob legend June 01, 2019