boob explosion

when a womans breasts are so large and constrained they're almost busting out of her clothes

"omg, look at her chest"

"ikr? boob explosion!"

by blueymcphluey November 6, 2009

Boob Distortion

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.

Girl: Damn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to boob distortion!
Guy: And that's a problem because...?

by Shunsui May 20, 2011

Bench Boobs

The huge boobs or cleavage that can be seen behind the players bench while watching hockey on TV.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the bench boobs behind Zetterberg at the Red Wings game last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she had some mondo tubes!

by Paul E. Ogre April 11, 2013

Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort

I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.

by Vikivalentine July 3, 2015

Boob crotch

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016

boob cheek

When a girls boobs are large enough that a section of them are considered boob cheeks

I rubbed my boob cheeks in his face last night

by basil_thyme November 10, 2018

Boob juice

Lactation from a woman’s breasts

She fed the baby her boob juice

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019