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I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.
Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.
by dracora365 April 14, 2009
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Boorati

An individual who will often spend their free time in the solitude of a darkened room fidgeting with electronic forms of entertainment.
Hey I know a boorati that lives with a stev.
by Patricius of Yore January 23, 2004
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day before-shotgun

when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.
"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"
by g.west. December 23, 2008
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Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
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bonor

good for randomn insults and shouting out to confuse people

can also be used in 1337, with zeros, if something is crap.

e.g.

Oh n03e5! th4t fuck1n9 b1tch 15 t3h b0n0r!!!!!
Teacher: Mitch, what's 4) f)

Child: hmmmm... BONOR!
by greg November 20, 2003
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bofoa

the battle cry of the modern day viking!
" and i heard him yell "BOFOA" as he slammed my head in a locker, that jerk"
by okonkwo beowulf May 16, 2006
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biforceuality

"Many have believed there is no biforceuality in a galaxy far far away. However, Kylo Ren is an example of a being that is genuinely pulled by both sides. He is neither, he is biforceual."
by BeAVERMcD October 13, 2016
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