Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Mnky on the beat

Used when the beat is absolute fire. The attributes of the beat are so unbelievably insane, they provoke the listener to utterly obliterate and annihilate all of mankind and leave only mnkys.

Listener 1: yo, that beat was fire dog!
Listener 2: Facts bro, mnky on the beat fr fr.

by MmmCAC December 19, 2020

quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.

I need a quick beat.

by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009

Ojee Beat

when you're playing Lucio and you beat into a teabag, that's an Ojee beat

Oh cool, cool, that kid just Ojee Beat on me

by support2ow December 1, 2019

killer beat

Killer beat is referring to as the beat is a banger beat or best beat ever made

Usually it is made for rap mostly

(killer beat) The beat is used to throw in some tight hot rhymes, best metaphors and dope punchlines

by migty July 19, 2016

Gimme a Beat

: when you want to start a performance, especially a rap performance, you say, "gimme a beat gimme a beat" with full enthusiasm.

: a rap intro.

: popularized by SB19's Josh Cullen Santos in their IWant guesting last 2019 which became an important phrase inside the fandom.

Host: Rap? You want to rap? Okay, leggo.

Sejun: Aye.

Justin: C'mon Josh!

Stell: Ready?

Josh: Gimme a beat, gimme a beat!

Ken: *starts beatboxing*

by BBJoshiephine October 4, 2020

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023