left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.

Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.

by Pete Crapia April 25, 2006

piss hole bandit

A homsexual that hangs out in public restrooms.

Beware of piss hole bandits when you are at the zoo.

by guido#22 June 27, 2009

Bandit Lee Way

born May 27,2009, daughter of Gerard Way and Lindsey Ballato-Way. Gerard is the frontman of My Chemical Romance and Lyn-Z is the bassist to Mindless Self Indulgence. Fans were informed of her birth via Mikey Way's (Gerard's brother) twitter, congratulating Gerard and Lindsey. :D

Bandit Lee Way should be gorgeous, just look at her parents!

by hug6trees June 07, 2009

one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

by PG January 26, 2003

The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 20, 2009

rice bandit

When an Aisan child behaves badly. The root of the word comes from when parents used to send naughty kids to bed without meals, but the one's who disobeyed their parents orders and decieded to sneak downstairs to eat anyway. In Asian households, lots of rice is usually leftover from the family's dinner, and so the child would steal and eat the rice.

Ki is a rice bandit because he will not pick up his toys after playtime.

by D$V November 02, 2006

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

by lalalagirl49850934850 January 31, 2010