bacon dick

(bey-kuhn dik)
noun
1. A penis made of bacon.
2. The life practice of engaging in open dialog, questioning, and contortion sessions with focus on accessing sublime spiritual, intellectual, and bodily fulfillment in the everyday.

When the cat's away, the mice will talk about bacon dick.

bacon dick by Hot Hamwater November 13, 2011

Bacon Strip 

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

Bacon Strip by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010

Bacon surprise

a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.

"That sure aint bacon, looks more like cat..."

Bacon surprise by TargornXelos March 2, 2005

Bacon Fist 

A mixture of salad croutons, beef jerky and shredded cheese.

The Bacon Fist, although sounding like a crude sexual maneuver is actually based in the culinary world. A delicious party favor or snack for road trips.

"wow i could truly go for the bacon fist right now, i'm so hungry."

"Hey Mrs. Guitard, Would you please pass the bacon fist, what kind of croutons are in here? ceaser? excellent, thanks!"

Bacon Fist by Matthew67 May 2, 2008

bacon belt 

the fat around a womans waist when she is wearing pants that are way to tight

that birds got a bacon belt her jeans are so tight

bacon belt by ChunkyD79 September 8, 2006

bacon bits 

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

bacon bits by Bunn4r October 11, 2007

bacon salter 

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

bacon salter by john p awesome February 23, 2010