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Bacon Erotica

Any use of bacon, cooked or non-cooked, used during sexual intercourse or any sexual acts. Bacon porn is also a form of bacon erotica.
For example bacon erotica is wrapping bacon around a man's member and drizzling hot bacon grease on his naked body and licking and eating the bacon of him while making him oink like a pig.
Or placing bacon in each other's butt crack and having sexual intercourse and eating the bacon together afterwards.
by bacon babes November 21, 2009
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Bacon Fingers

Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell is known as Bacon Fingers. During his first gubernatorial race he and his cronies stopped by Eat n’ Park in Robinson Township to eat the Breakfast bar. While Rendell was stacking his plate with food he set the plastic tongs aside and put his whole hands in the pan. He fingered a whole pan of bacon and removed only select pieces. The customers complained and notified the breakfast bar workers what had happened. The entire pan of bacon had to be thrown out and remade. The Term Bacon Fingers was coined when Rendell was seen licking the bacon grease off his fingers.
Bacon Fingers is running for Govenor again
by Allison S. November 10, 2008
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bacon yank

The original term used for when you tie kite string around a raw piece of BACON, have a girl swallow it, and, when you're about to drop your nut while banging her in the ass you YANK the string causing her to puke up the bacon which causes her sphincter to contract.
by B. K. Madison June 17, 2007
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Bacon Ray

An amazing technological solution for people with too much stuff and too little bacon.

The ultimate example of American innovation, the Bacon Ray uses science to transform anything and everything into piles of mouth-watering perfectly prepared bacon.

the manufacturer warns that use of the bacon ray may cause sudden weight gain, alarmingly high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, and in frequent cases sudden death.

Also the act of using said device to transform some unappreciated object into a pile of bacon.
Example (use 1):

P1: Did you hear John got himself a Bacon Ray?
P2: Yeah, I guess his family bought the expansion pack too.
P1: He just got it yesterday, but apparently he solved world hunger and saved the trailer park from a tornado.
P2: !!

Example (use 2):

P1: My neighbor's pet is so obnoxious.
P2: BACON RAY!
P1: Lol, no.

Search for "the Bacon Ray" on YouTube for more examples.
by Mr. RandomCrazyStuff April 8, 2010
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bacon club

when putting bacon in your girlfriends vagina before having sex, while the bacon is in you fuck her until you come. Once ejaculated eat her out.
Last night I did a bacon club.
Best night of my life!
by zeewatinaho September 25, 2010
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backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.
Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.
by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014
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Back On My Bullshit

I'd like to revise my previous definition and emphasize that being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a good thing either. If you don't know how to control your bullshit, and it is negatively affecting you or others, then you're better off without engaging in your 'thing' (whatever that may be).

The phrase "back on your bullshit" is best used in the context when you're in a healthy mental & physical state and you wanna engage in the 'thing' that gives you pleasure/makes you tick, but this time it does not affect you or others negatively (either due to increased wisdom and/or environmental factors). Sometimes this may never happen as you fear to be consumed by it again. People with a Type B personality are less likely to be back on their bullshit, while those with a Type A personality are more likely to.
EXAMPLE 1
Mother: Why on earth are you gambling again?
Son: Because I'm back on my bullshit! I feel I have self-improved a lot since, and I feel I can control myself now.
Mother: My dear, sooner or later you'll be consumed by it again. That's just the nature of gambling.

EXAMPLE 2
Nathan: Eyyy bro!
Dan: Hey Nathan! Wha-, you seem different!

Nathan: Well I had a revelation this past week and for some miraculous reason my mind has started being creative again. You probably know I've been a bit depressed this past month, but now I can finally kiss goodbye to Writer's block because I'm back on my bullshit!

EXAMPLE 3
After being locked out of his Bitcoin account (worth $$$$$ now) and sworn to never touch bitcoin again, Solomon was back on his bullshit and decided to invest in bitcoin again.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 16, 2022
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