batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

honey button

A term of endearment used towards the female. Reserved for a woman for whom the man feels the utmost compulsion to love.

You look spectacular this morning honey button.

by Mr. Owen May 26, 2006

Baton Rouge High

a school for exceptionally gifted/genius adolescents. many grow up to change the world, while others turn into tortured souls due to their inability to function in a world full of people who are satisfied with being average and dumb.

That kid is weird." "Nah, man he's awesome. He goes to Baton Rouge High.

by chrizzlemahnizzle March 15, 2011

spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

by g-love July 6, 2005

Belly Button Fluff

the fluff that gets stuck in your belly button, usually yellow or blue,.. rarely red but is possible.. if you don't clean it out with a cotton bud, it stinks!and turns black and gets sticky

emily: did you see jennie's belly button fluff it's the colour of her jumper!

by MADzzDER January 9, 2009

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

by westfalia February 4, 2010

Baton Rouge

Red Stick, Louisiana's capital.

Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?

Diggity Monkeez: The first one.

Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!

Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!

(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005