awalago

the word mean a while ago. it originated from my mouth due to lazyness for saying a while a go!!!!!

I went to poo just awalago!!!!!!

by Kiet Trinh November 13, 2005

Awkward Penis

Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.

Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.

He had a tiny penis, I couldn't even tell if he was in..

(Hand motion)Awkward Penis!

by Hanie123 December 6, 2009

awkward

Standing in an elevator alone with a naked old man, impatiently waiting to get to your floor which, of course, has to be at the top floor. Suddenly seconds extend to minutes, minutes to hours.

*Long, awkward silence*

Naked old man: *cough cough HHACCKK!!*

You: ....

by bubbleygarl April 8, 2011

awkward

an uncomfertable or strainge moment in a scocal situation resulting from the meating of sketch and prude. the balence between the two contrasting partys creates the awkard fealing. in any awkard situation you should be able to identify the sketch and the prude.

when the forigin extange student walkied in on the two girls changing and just stood there, it was such an awkward situation. he was the sketch for being there and not leaving, and they were the prudes because they were uncomfterable about being naked.

by jeszett June 3, 2006

Awkward starfish

1) A situation where it does not hit you right away. Once it is realized, the person then angrily (or amusingly) smacks the other person in the face with their palm, hence an awkward starfish.

2) An excuse to jokingly slap the other person

Person A: Firing a rifle hurts my finger..
Person B: LOL
Person A: ............
Person A: AWKWARD STARFISH *slap*

by evilgoo May 28, 2009

Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007

Awkward

The feeling you get when you see a one-night-stand a few days later, in a very public place.

dude.. i totally saw that guy this morning on the way to class that i hooked up with at that party. it was sooo awkward. .

by babbyyyB April 15, 2009