fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

sneak attack

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

by Zark January 19, 2005

sneak attack dirty sanchez

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

by thenek July 14, 2004

text attack

when someone texts you in the middle of the night and it startles you, and you shake uncontrollably

"dude, last night, my girlfried texted me, and i totally had a text attack"

"bro, not good"

by t-leeeee January 25, 2009

titty attack

To bitch and whine like a baby.

Damn, I was just kidding. You don't have to a Titty Attack.

by I forget January 10, 2004

shark attack

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

by Kuhrazy December 28, 2005

Yak Attack

Getting talked at excessively by someone who doesn't let you speak; a one-sided conversation where the other person keeps on talking at you to the point where you just want to get away from that person.

My father-in-law came over for a visit this week-end and he did a yak attack on me.

by GettingTalkedAt February 8, 2010