Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

Albany Pitstop

The Albany pit stop is when you go rabid in a restroom and piss everywhere after a long night out of partying.

See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.

Hey bro I need to piss, let me go into 212 real quick.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.

by DegenMechanic July 13, 2025

Albanian Truffle-Copter

When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.

Gurt: yo can I give u an Albanian Truffle-Copter later? 😘
Hb: what the helly?? 😳

by Galactatus August 5, 2025

Albannerisms

Albanian mannerisms. Repeatedly doing something very stupid and contemptible that people just assume something is inherently wrong with you. The habit of acting like an Alban (Albanian).

COME ON MALAKES!!! How are you playing like this? What are these Albannerisms?

by YoungRonin97 August 15, 2025

Albanian Footjob

When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.

Man.. DO NOT get the albanian footjob

by Shnoomer September 23, 2025

albanian titty twister

the action of cutting off ones breast with a condom with frozen cum

justin:yo Justin, you hear larry got the albanian titty twister gabe: thats gross

by albanianalbanian October 2, 2025

Went Albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck

by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013