Alabama strongman

Alabama strongman- when you and a pal are Eiffel towering a chick and start arm wrestling

Bro last night we were starting an Eiffel Tower but we locked eyes and had to do a Alabama strongman

by Leviathan’s Ted talk August 11, 2022

alabama standoff

Mutual hand jobs while staring each other in the eyes. First to finish loses.

Seen two homeless guys arguing over a donut. I, being the problem solver I am, suggested the Alabama Standoff. Sometimes guns aren't the answer.

by Lemmy Pumpendump October 30, 2022

alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

Alabama rocketship

When a girl puts a big ol fat dip in and blows you giving you both a nicotine buzz

Out of dip and seen Bonnie’s lip bulging, so I got an Alabama rocketship that gave me a buzz from hell

by Dammitd February 27, 2019

Alabama Svenson

Sven's son. No not deeeep, he's the father.

"Did you hear that Pewdiepie made Sven frick his son"
"Bruh I thought he lived in Sweden not Alabama."
"Alabama Svenson"

by swollen Penis March 23, 2020