the gay after pill

1. the day after pill. Nicknamed thus, because getting a girl pregnant or having unprotected sex may be considered uncool and "gay".

2. a metaphorical pill which is taken after having sexual relations "by mistake" with a person of the same sex.

1. Doug: yeah we had sex without a rubber. But it's cool 'cause she got the day after pill.
Greg: you mean "the gay after pill".

2. Jerry: dude, I can't believe that I blew that guy. I was so drunk. I think I need "the gay after pill".

by el huervo March 24, 2010

My After Sex Buddy

The world's first after sex doll.

A cuddly companion for women after sex.

You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.

by portable_guru January 15, 2011

L after L

When you take multiple L's, or failures, in a short time period.

Person 1: Dude, I just got dumped by my girlfriend, lost my friends, and I got an F on the test!
Person 2: Damn bro, you really taking L after L

by CrappyMustard August 20, 2022

Nothing better than a hot tub after a long day

When you had a long day of doing stuff with the boys and you end the day off with a hot tub

Person 1: Yo man it’s been a long day
Person 2: nothing better than a hot tub after a long day
Person 1: you can say that again

by Sams room May 25, 2020

Burn After Reading

This is usually added at the end of an e-mail.
Mostly used in confidential mails and letters.
Critical information and other government agencies use this at the end of e-mails or letters.

EXAMPLE

(content xxx
xxxxx content)

-regards
xx

Please B.A.R (Burn After Reading)

by AL~agu February 25, 2011

Gay after dark

When a gay is still in the closet, but comes out after dark to have sex with other gays.

Emily: What's going on with Mitchell?

Harrison: I dunno, I think he's gay after dark!

by Haarryyo May 31, 2015

the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.

Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004