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A manatee of a person, basically worthless and bloated. Floats around without meaning until the day when he/she will die.
Also can refer to a hunched, bearlike sissy who cant take a joke or punch. Likes to brag that he is better than everyone when he/she is really less than an asshair. You may also question their sexual preference and/or gender.
Damn, that guy is a total alex.

Did you see that alex?
Nah, man, I missed it.
Ok, thats probably for the best.

I'm pretty sure that alex over there is stalking me...
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The weirdest, one of the nastiest, most idiotic, one-of-a-kind retards who makes you laugh constantly and will always give you a free hug (whoever pays for a hug, anyways?!). He's kind, and gentle, awesome hair, possibly a dino :D -insider-

Would even heart jump because he's so ridiculous.. and AWESOME and sexy!!!

He could never be replaced by someone else, he's the one and only idiot like him you'll ever find.

Love you, dude :)
I love you Alex, you big moron! <3
Alex by max5596 January 16, 2012
One who screams like a girl and tries to mask his homosexuality with a girl friend only to fail miserably. Also acts like a model for no apparent reason.
Alex by Iyup nigga October 23, 2008
Alex is a Serbian coont who likes to play with his asian penis, he also like to do a big of wanking. (when he can he has to use tweezers) He went out with a stunning girl called Jess, then he was flirting with this ugly tramp called Fishy fanny Abbie, she was a slut and a sket, wait, was!?!? Still is and always will be Abbie uses fake pictures, from google, ect. Then Jess went out with him again for a joke and her and her best friend laughed ahahahha as he said he loved her, she said she loved him back but she was joking as only a mother could love his face, he also uses people for money like katie frog frog, she was ugly! Then he cut of his little asian penis because he can't have Jess back.
Alex:Oh I love you so much Jess.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.
Alex by ILYBFNN August 18, 2012
1. someone who hates a lot of things.
2. can be described as how someone acts
"God, you're being such an alex today, man!"
alex by moice March 22, 2009
A northerner with an amazing bum!!!
"Check out the booty on that Alex dude"
Alex by APaps November 16, 2011