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I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly
guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho
by pussysmack November 2, 2020
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ain't no Rudi

What one says to girls who think they are hot, but are ugly. In reference to the hot news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar on CNN, and used as a comparison of the two.
Girl get yo skank ass back from me, you ain't no Rudi!
by wes July 11, 2004
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Ain’t bad

adjective
Ain't • bad | ānt -ˈbad , especially Southern US and New England

Definition of ain't bad
1 : when the SCLSU Mud Dawgs are a 14 seed in the NCAA March Madness Tournament

2 when something, usually a food, beer, event (usually referring to NFL Redzone) are not of poor quality or low standard

3 : good
You just syringed a Batman?! That ain’t bad!
or
You just syringed a Batman?! On a scale of 1 to AINT Bad... it’s ain’t bad.
by Mr. Big Putt March 21, 2019
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This ain’t it Chef

When the IFunny chef features
something so fucking dumb.
by DumbassAlert September 1, 2018
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ain't care

Literally just redneck slang for "don't care"
guy: dude! Stop, you're bout to run into that person's mailbox!
Dude: *hits mailbox* AIN'T CARE.

guy: did you really just make a 5 on your Spanish test? How in the hell..
Dude: *throws paper in trash* Ain't care.
by caytlxn June 10, 2016
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Dude! this isn't real! -or- Dude! this ain't real
by Kite October 22, 2003
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pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.
Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
by Nick D August 18, 2004
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