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Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018
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Ben Wilson

Is a asshat that loves warbo
Omg it's ben Wilson that loves warbo
by Vege55 February 12, 2025
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chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.
Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!
by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022
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Wilson

A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.
by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022
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Kayleigh Suzaweena Wilson

She says she doesnt have any money but she is always rich but she is very anti social and doesnt like her friends.
Woah shes a bitch

Ah that must be kayleigh suzaweena wilson
by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
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David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.
"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.
by Fenbork December 18, 2023
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Sandra “harses” Wilson

Sandra “harses” Wilson (born 30 December 1973) is a woman from North West Yorkshire who came to prominence after she was filmed antagonising the royal's guards horses and other tourists at Buckingham Palace in April 2023. Her northern accent made her sound like she was saying “harses” when discussing the horses and thus, her nickname was gained. She also gained notoriety for her distinctive laugh that could be heard in several videos of her filmed by passers-by. She also has a following on TikTok and documents her life as a Muslim woman, regularly hosting TikTok lives in which she talks about Allah and Mariama
Did you see that clip of Sandra “harses” Wilson back at the palace? She was touching the horses reigns again

Well her daughter’s a harse, what is wrong with stroking a bloody arse.
by kathyprice2007 January 27, 2025
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