Skip to main content

heat kink

When someone gets super hot and bends a bit things can suddenly go off the rails.
Everything was going great and until the heat kink kicked in and then things got interesting.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
mugGet the heat kinkmug.

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black
" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"
by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021
mugGet the Jack Black kinkmug.

platanos kink

it represents all the 8th graders from romania that are atracted by platanos(literally just a tree)
x: i have a huge platanos kink
y: omg me too
by andre_. September 28, 2021
mugGet the platanos kinkmug.

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair
"i have a chair kink."
by femboyoi August 11, 2023
mugGet the chair kinkmug.

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
mugGet the kink-cockmug.

Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink
by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025
mugGet the Materphilia/Mommy kinkmug.

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
by beat_this_ April 24, 2015
mugGet the Kink-o-metermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email