Alister JM Wilson

a fun freaky guy.. who looks like a lion. He's very dramatic almost fem, very stubborn and always has to get his own way. A true god in bed could go for hours. Alister JM Wilson has a bod like hulk and a nose like a rocket. He makes you want to have 6000 babies. Extremely strong and could ride you all night long. Alister JM Wilson will never open unto you but he will open you up if yk what I mean ;) He's very sexy and could make you juicy in seconds and just the sound of his voice could get any boy or girl aroused. Alister JM Wilson is the ultimate beast.

omgosh I just got railed with Alister JM Wilson I want 6000 babies.

did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.

I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty

by heyheyheyhithere March 14, 2021

dakota wilson

The best most awesome guy you would ever meet kind yet confusing never wants to show true emotion to friends. Can be a little rude at times but when ticked off a special way gets very angry and will fight. He is definitely someone who is great at almost everything but never tries is lazy at times. Usually white and brown hair great to those he loves and is great at pleasing a girl will do anything for her.

"That guy is such a dakota wilson"
"I wish i had a dakota wilson"

by Bick Daddy April 20, 2018

Wilson It

To forget about it, get over it, or just not care in the first place about something you should care about.

Matt: "Jess cheated on me... I can't believe it"
James: "Dude, Wilson it, she's not worth it."

by Christopherson James October 13, 2011

Sophie Wilson Mouth

Used to imply retardicity or dumbassyness

*sees hayden's Sophie Wilson Mouth*

'Sophie has a scraggly ass mouth'

by sophiewilsonese translator September 24, 2022

ashamed wilson

A liar

I couldn't believe how Shane could not stop being such an ashamed Wilson.

by Evoltsurt February 12, 2024

Wilson Conspiracy

Someone that likes to go to the complete opposite of the facts and is a spud

There is only 12 hours in a day!!!, tomatoes aren't fruits you put them in chicken and veggie soup.
Well that's just a Wilson Conspiracy

by Nugisathug June 4, 2018

Wilson

An odd guy with an even odder personality. You will laugh at his long ginger hair and wide chin, but behind his looks lies a genuine charismatic fellow who can always talk the talk. He generally lives far away from the city and can be expected to be using a jaw harp when meeting up with old friends he hasn't seen in a while online.

Wilson, it doesn't take all that much for you to be happy, but the idea of living in a bus is pushing it...

by ooraa September 15, 2021