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Bad Salad

When someone farts on your tongue while you are rimming them.
Bitch gave me Bad Salad and I can't get the taste off my tongue.
by Internet Dipshit March 20, 2011
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rat salad

Pulling your pubic hairs out and throwing them in another's face.
Eww your rat salad is burning my eyes
by mcfo June 12, 2005
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toss the salad

to lick a butthole. Usually done to newcomers in jail.
In jail they make the newcomers toss the salad
by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005
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Dog Salad

Dog salad is a term used to describe anything that has an awful taste appearance or smell or any combination of the 3.
also if you can picture dog ssalad in your mind thats probably what it is.
Nicky: hey Asswipe what did you eat for lunch today?

Asswipe: Well it was supposed to be mac n cheese but i was certain it was something of the Dog Salad Origin.

Nicky: Aw fuck man that sucks ass my dad just made that shit last night my asshole still hurts from it!

Asswipe: fuck man

Nicky: Yea
by BigBlackTom80 December 20, 2010
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nub salad

When a nub gets owned by multiple nubs, they become a nub salad.

When you get owned at a game, and its not even close, and the other player is a pats fan
When you play a game of blitz and the opposite player is a pats fan, and you destroy them with the jets, you have the rights to call them a nub salad or just the blitz bitch.
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clam salad

a vagina after 10 guys have cummed in her vagina and a mixed dude takes a shit on her clit.
Wow, they just turned Corinne's pussy into a clam salad.
by TheNightsThatSayNi January 31, 2015
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Platitude salad

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.
Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.
by Bah Zah June 9, 2020
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