A Sgt Scott is someone who will micromanage all subordinates in an occupation or field, and will complain when something doesn’t go his/ her way. He/ she will also attempt to impress superiors by any means necessary, including, but not limited to: agreeing with any statement a superior makes, sexual favors, and purchasing of goods for said superiors.
(Sgt Scott): I bought this for Colonel.
Friend: All right, you’re being a Sgt Scott now. Stop buying him shit, you’re not gonna get promoted.
(Sgt Scott): Fuck off I have to go suck his dick.
Friend: All right, you’re being a Sgt Scott now. Stop buying him shit, you’re not gonna get promoted.
(Sgt Scott): Fuck off I have to go suck his dick.
by rAgInG_aNgEr May 21, 2019

The one and only True Alpha Bitch that loves and and gives her all in Eveything she does.. Dont fuck with her shell burn you to te ground
by Ohno_Jojo February 12, 2021

by COUNTRYBOYCOLE August 14, 2019

by BritishBloke18 July 30, 2022

by MattDavis78 February 8, 2018

(a) horrible politician.
by tylerthetexangoat August 12, 2022

I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023
