Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Craig

A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.

Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.

Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Craig Jeremy

A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,

I wish my boys were like Craig Jeremy

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Craig

A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.

Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom

by StraightGay46 October 29, 2019

Jim Craig Appreciation Day

Jim Craig appreciation day is on February 22nd. Jim Craig is and should be appreciated everyday, but as a society in order to truly appreciate this wonderful man we must have a national day of rest to celebrate him and his other teammates.

Hey are you going to the parade on Jim Craig Appreciation Day?

by Jim Shoes November 3, 2019

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

Craig The Mailman

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.

Do you remember Craig The Mailman.Nostalgia man…

by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025