Newfie Snot

Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.

"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"

What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?

by The Caper April 17, 2021

Snot Fairy

Someone who is in a foul or grumpy mood. Often shown taking out their anger on others.

She's being such a snot fairy, all because she stubbed her toe.

by boswald xvii January 18, 2019

Snot-Stew

A meaningless argument consisting of "no u" or "yes" "no" "yes" "no"

Gary: "I'm better than you"
Mike: "no"
Gary: "yes"
Mike: "no"

Snot-Stew is an argument that has no meaning and is pointless like the argument above. ^^

by anonymous May 24, 2021

snot hubris

in your face political arrogance that can't be denied.

"You know", said Dana, "if he was going to call out Biden's hubris and arrogance, he should have noticed the snot hubris on his own face!"

by JayDIck July 1, 2024

snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole

Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore

by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017