Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022

chunky dick snot

A humorous slang term for "semen."

Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?

by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

dick snot

Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.

After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.

by JJ Brubaker September 2, 2008

Dick Snot

Male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out ASAP.

After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

dick snot

Pre-ejaculate. Leakage.

After getting a lapdance I had to go to the bathroom and wipe up a little dick snot.

by blagguy January 24, 2003

Dick snot

The projectile discharge of seman from the penis

Dude my dick snot got all over my blankets tonight

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

dick snot

BACKGROUND
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.

NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.

"I made that bitch swallow my salty dick snot when I came!"

by f9dyn June 9, 2004