Snot-Dick
Snot-Dick by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022
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chunky dick snot
chunky dick snot by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005
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dick snot
Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.
After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.
dick snot by JJ Brubaker September 2, 2008
Dick Snot
After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.
dick snot
Dick snot
Dick snot by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009
dick snot
BACKGROUND
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.
NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.
NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.
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