Cheska’s invention.
by RebYizTheShiz September 24, 2019
Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022
The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
by 1m1m0 September 28, 2022
When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.
"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"
by Basic Rich December 16, 2022
What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.
First Mariner:
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"
Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!
First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021
Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
by thalia_ August 21, 2022
A colleague who is a master delegator, takes golf lessons during work hours and is always “working from home.” Synonymous with “Chad”
by Stevie spreadsheets May 25, 2022