Fermented Monkey

To love Cocaine, Beer & online gaming

Our team mate is a fermented monkey

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

by Gaymur September 24, 2019

The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex

They did the monkey and it smelled

by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018

slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey December 24, 2017

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 25, 2024

RE Monkey

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.

Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?

by StingerRep March 06, 2021