Blue Honda Civic

referring to a blue unstable honda civic. They say call 911! cause they refer to a crashed honda civic.
this originated from the incident on the ridgeway road

man wone- oh no i crashed my blue honda civic
wife- call 911 now!

by HonkyManStan December 29, 2023

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watermelon honey

The most elite tasting pussy in existence

You get that bomb tasting watermelon honey?

by AtomEPlays December 31, 2023

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Mystery honeypot

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.

"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."

by nooneshouldnomyname January 3, 2024

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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

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