Yodeling kid

This kid will sing at your local Wal-Mart for 5.99. Let's just hope he does not end up like scumbag jake paul..

(Yodeling kid) yodels intensively...
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 08, 2018

Ikea Kid

A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.

i love my ikea kid!

by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 23, 2020

Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.

North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids

by Central Kids September 09, 2019

Kid Cloud

When you gargle the cum just too much and you cough the churned cumcheese-halfkids in his pukes.

Man! Why the hell did you kid cloud in my pukes?! I just trimmed these lil dudes!

by Shadyelms October 12, 2021