poop on my face

A term used when you hate your life and can't take life anymore.

Skye screamed "POOP ON MY FACE MOM!!!" When her mother told her to make her bed.

by Jacklover22 September 15, 2013

Ferrari Happy Face

Another name for the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, because of its unique front design and grill that resembles a smiling face.

Boy 1: "Hey did you see my dads new Ferrari Happy Face"
Boy 2: "Yeah Man that car is hoot!!"

by ~{moe*BIN*kay}~ February 14, 2006

i'm your face

laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.

world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)

by paytoilet February 26, 2010

nigga face bear

A word used to describe the awesomeness of a person.
Not to be confused with a bear that resembles a black guy.

"Who's a nigga face bear!?"
"You's a nigga face bear!!!!"

by Stea1th October 22, 2007

penis face tycoon

One who owns and operates many penis faces, sees George Bush II

Dude, stop being such a penis face tycoon.

8===============D

I am a penis face tycoon.

by Penis Face Tycoon December 28, 2003

shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.

"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004

shut teh face

a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

by boonis January 09, 2004