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Penis

Ew
You have a penis? ew
by anonymous February 5, 2022
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Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)
Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"
by cy0man February 5, 2022
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My penis

It is big.
"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
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its a part where the cum comes
fat niggers need to eat my penis and drink my cock
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.
dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender
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I inserted my "penis" in your mother.
by C. Oxmall March 30, 2022
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