grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

grown man baby by skb1212 July 3, 2014

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

British Royal Guard The Baby by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

back bowl baby 

a baby that shits in a bowl and pours it over its back

That man is a back bowl baby.

back bowl baby by garden gnome swag November 13, 2016

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

to have a food baby by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

pimp a baby 

Using a trusted person's baby or small child to claim as a qualifying child on your taxes to lower your tax due or get a money refund. The trusted person must not be required to (or will not) file taxes.

It's tax time and I need to find someone I can trust to a pimp a baby.

pimp a baby by Not a Philistine December 2, 2016

Super-Bowl-Baby 

A baby that is born nine months after the Super Bowl in the city of the winner.

Little super-bowl-baby Jeff was born in Seattle on 11/9/ 14 to two Seahawks fans.

Super-Bowl-Baby by BizmoFunyuns January 22, 2017

off the grid crack baby 

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

off the grid crack baby by Acexc31 May 1, 2018