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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
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Cum

That white stuff that comes out of your penis when you're horny as fuck
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Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.
I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.
by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025
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Cum guzzling thundercunt

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Reverse Cum

When you bust a fat load but it was so good you want to experience it again so you take a nintendo 3ds stylus and a urethra sized funnel and you put the man juice into the funnel and stuff it down with the nintendo 3ds stylus all the way up to where nut is stored, the bladder, then u conk your man meat until you cum again. Then repeat until intervention.
Mom: Bickletuck get down here foods ready!

Bickletuck: MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO REVERSE CUM

MOM: Well.. boys will be boys.
by Dickmanut February 22, 2025
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