Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.

That three some was a Time Machine for sure. Like mother like daughter

by Jack David February 10, 2025

time's up

an amount of time that you have available to do something

.i thought we'd give her a bit more time's up to get her job done

by Hussein A.Shamkhi March 13, 2017

Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

by GueellBoy March 5, 2019

redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets

Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time

by Wayne'shouse August 13, 2022