dick-notized

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

Dick Vibe

A vibe a girl has that says "fuck me". A girl with a dick vibe doesn't have to be attractive, and doesn't have to physically act slutty, she just has a certain look that let's guys know that she's easy.

"Yeah those sorority girls can get guys easily, but that's because they all have dick vibes"
"That girl is so easy, she just reeks of a dick vibe"

by bing25 April 20, 2010

flipping dick

When one becomes extremely irrate over an issue or problem.

I told the fam i failed the second quarter of Algebra II. Eventho I still received my credit, due to my grade in the 1st quarter, my ma started flipping dick.

by MZMIJ January 26, 2010

dick damage

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.

I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.

by NasX December 1, 2009

dick waud

A version of dick wod (similar to dick weed) as used by certain vintage motorcycle racers.

That guy is a total dick waud.

by Freddie Madness April 30, 2009

dick pilot

it means where a woman rides your dick untill your head spins

i got dick piloted now im itchy

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

dick knock

A dork that is unaware that his/she is one. Usually innocent dorks that think they're cool, they can often be found bowling, dancing with classic "white guy" moves, and listening to bands like Rush, Styx, and Boston.

Look at that dick knock dancing to "Mr Roboto."

by T,J. October 20, 2005