Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
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Get the Deez nuts mug.by ItzUncleRon September 2, 2021
Get the Nut mug.A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.
by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021
Get the supercritical nut mug.A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.
John: Where’s Steve?
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!
by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021
Get the supercritical nut mug.A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.
Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.
Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.
Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.
Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.
Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up
by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021
Get the Nut Knot mug.1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
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