carry me on da low

When you try to dis somebody withought them knowing you actually did

Chris: yo ima get me sum shoez like mary!! (but they really ugly)
Mary: Shut up Chris, don't try to carry me on da low

by samm!3 March 9, 2007

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010

don't push me like that

harass annoy pushy Stop rushing me. Don't harass me. Stop telling me what to do.

Jeff asked me what time I would be ready to go, I said"I don't know, at least 30 minutes". He asked me again about what time I could be ready, I had to reply with "Don't push me like that".

by Bratlicious November 9, 2006

call me by your name

the literal greatest movie ever filmed, starring timotheè chalamet, arnie hammer and a peach. after you watch it you will be emotionally drained and depressed, good luck charlie .

random girl: dude have you seen call me by your name?

me: omfg yes its the saddest movie ever and i love it

by mrs.chalamet April 6, 2020

Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

Don't Cry for me Argentina

When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.

Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'

Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'

by carrioncrow September 27, 2006