Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Smack’n Cheese

When an angry Frenchman ejaculates into his palm, yells “SAY CHEESE” and proceeds to SMACK an American pig in the face

I saw a movie where this French dude smack’n cheesed the hell out of a guy!

by Rickymidis November 24, 2018

Milky Cheese

when the entire chamber of the bong fills up with smoke.

That boy got milky cheese when he hit the bong.

by seductivecow July 05, 2018

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 19, 2017

Hot Cheese

Something extremely good, so good there’s no other words to describe it

That new Netflix series is hot cheese

by Theushers October 17, 2023

Hot Cheese

Something that she doesn't have

She don't need no hot cheese

by Degenerate259 January 21, 2017

Millerd Cheese

The absolute worst smell on the planet. It smells similar to a piece of shit that’s on top of the sawdust that’s covering the retard barf in high school.

Your feet smell like millerd cheese cruffball

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures August 03, 2024