overdeveloped monkey

A human

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!

by Some gay rat December 01, 2020

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 30, 2017

Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

by Pap¡ September 24, 2020

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 19, 2024

Pineapple monkey

When your dick hurts

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo

by Soccerlife199 May 04, 2015

Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016

Fermented Monkey

To love Cocaine, Beer & online gaming

Our team mate is a fermented monkey

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019