Whores Funnel

Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)

Definition:

A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.

It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).

From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.

Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.

Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!

Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.

Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.

Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.

by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025

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Whore

A habitual liar with little to no morals or common sense for that matter who thinks its okay to go out and get retarded drunk and fuck the closest thing breathing no matter what the age or physical appearance who then wakes up every morning and wipes whomevers cum off she has incrusted all over her alcohol sweet drenched body and then just pretends like it never happened and truly believes in her slow function brain that this type of behavior is somehow alright.

So there we were hanging out with our friends and it dawned on me, Oh my god, Everysingle guy here has had there discusting dicks in or around my girlfriends mouth and or vagina, What a whore !

by Mcillucuddy May 6, 2019

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