city kid

usually described as a bop or basic white bitch, they are out of touch and will vote for the current blood sucking democrat or liberal, if you live in Canada, this kid is probably named hijab and come from India or Pakistan or wherever the fuck the desert people come from, the key to identify this person is

1) look if they are eating curry or are brown
2) they speak derka derka

3) they cant shut the fuck up about how bad there desert was and how they have 15 siblings
4) extremely fucking smelly, "its not in my culture to shower or use deodorant"
5) doesn't know what country they are ruining "you Americans don't know how to cook" (meanwhile you are in Canada)

"Derka derka derka" says the Pakistani city kid in Toronto

by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

Military Kid

A kid with a obsession with military, who also loves dressing up as soldiers, playing military fps games, and loves guns.
They are mostly teenage males.

Only military kids play Ghost Recon.

by urbanwarrior1122 June 14, 2025

The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type

The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.

by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025

Your Kids

So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...

Hym "Do not let these assholes forget that I told you not to do everything that you're doing right now... And what happened is exactly what I said would happen. And your kids suck. They are garbooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.

Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".

Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025

kids

A lighthearted term referring to children as fashion accessories for parents, especially showcased during family gatherings like Christmas, Lebaran, etc. emphasizing the desire to present a perfect family image.

During Lebaran, it felt like the kids were just props for the parents to flaunt in front of relatives—everyone was more interested in their outfits than the actual family reunion!

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025