dick house

An offensively irritating person.

Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!

by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006

dick aficionado

someone who likes the dick, aka a slut.

Wow, Cindy sure is a dick aficionado!

by lafille September 27, 2008

spaghetti dick

Long and thin penis covered in tomato sauce. Often slurped.

That Italian guy had a spaghetti dick last night.

by That Guy on OMEGLE February 8, 2012

Dick devil

yet another creative name for the vagina.

baby, you need to shave your dick devil

by lolz at stuff August 22, 2011

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

Dick Huggers

A pair of tight fitting speedos, worn by men, of course. Also known as budgie smugglers.

Jack wore his dick huggers down the beach, much to the horror of all concerned.

by WhiteShadow January 6, 2004

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009