douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.

Man, all these people are total douche bags.

by steph110884 March 12, 2010

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Skit bagged

Very drunk, disabled, incapacitated.

Last night I was completely skit bagged!

by The Fuse March 8, 2010

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M bag

A scrotum with a letter M on it. Usually seen on extremely fucked up mario queers.

Guy: *fucks Girl hard*

Girl: *moans*

Guy: *jizzes in Girl's pussy*

Girl: *looks at Guy's M bag* Omg, I had sex with a fucking nerd!

Guy: Oh shit! *teleports away like a...wierd...person?*

Girl: What the fuck?

by Sn-OOOOOH! March 11, 2010

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Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

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shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.

go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.

by aw1322 February 9, 2010

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Bag-Draggin'

When a person is tied up in a large tarpaulin; usually with elasticated rope. Then, the bag is fastened to the back of a tractor/car (or one of those large sit-down lawnmowers) and dragged around. Usually done in a field on soft ground.

James: OMG mate! look at this video of me Bag-Draggin'!!
Craig: Cool!

by jimsta987 May 30, 2009

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