one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins August 16, 2005

blowing cheese out one's nose

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.

I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.

by S.L. Roberts (d.b.a John Thomas) March 15, 2005

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

one eyed chineese milk dragon

penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.

I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,

' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".

by greenradioactive March 03, 2009

Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.

The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.

by Longview March 16, 2005

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

by phatmaniac January 16, 2009

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018